This week’s funny stuff

(With a friend, walking on the street)
She: Why are you walking so fast, are Chinese people usually walking so fast? Why?
I:      Because we don’t have a car.

(On a birthday party with an American friend)
He: Nice party, huh?
I:    It’s really nice — my first birthday party in US, actually.
He: Do people in China usually have birthday parties?
I:     Not too many, once a year.
He:  …… LOL……..

(In a restaurant, with a friend)
He: How’s the food?
I:     It’s good, but you know what, I will take it home.
He: Why?
I:     I am gonna do some reverse engineering and figure out how to cook that.
He:  Emmm, well. (turn to the waiter). What’s the Term of Use of this dish?
(All people in that restaurant looked at us, as we were not from this planet)

3 Comments »

  1. pongba said,

    October 8, 2007 @ 6:12 am

    I almost died of laughing…LOL…

    All good ones, Very cute geek humor;)

  2. Angke said,

    October 8, 2007 @ 7:03 am

    the last one is pretty witty

  3. qqq said,

    August 13, 2008 @ 11:25 pm

    I like the first one.

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