Why Asian girl in US doesn’t want to date me
[In response to this. Satire, proceed with caution]
I am a loser in color
Yes, I am a loser, by all means. In the first place, I am not white, and this kills me. As I’ve said, I am a loser. According to the definition of loser in Asian girls’ dictionaries, if you are not white, you’ve already been punished by ___ (fill this blank with Buddha, Jesus Christ, OMG, Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc., as long as you believe them) because you are a loser. So, you see, I am a loser in religionary view.
I am a loser in the real world
But that is not the end. I am also a loser in the real world. As a research assistant, I get about 1.7k bucks per month, which is slightly better than working at Wal*Mart. I don’t have a car; I ride my skateboard or scooter to school everyday because gas is expensive. I live in an apartment with one roommate but no pets. I am not working at Google or Microsoft for 100k+ per year because I withdrew their offers. The best company I’ve ever worked in is SIEMENS–a stupid German company, as an intern. I am a Ph.D. student of Washington University, which is far worse than Harvard, Yale, Stanford or MIT. Asian girls won’t like me at this point for my Forrest Gump’s IQ or even can’t enter a university better than George W. Bush.
I am a loser in bodybuilding
I am 5′7, while all white guys here, according to Asian girls’ descriptions, are 6′+. Milk with Calcium and Vitamin D turns out to be not so that helpful. According to Asian girls research data, all white dudes here have “hard drivers” larger than 200GB, while I was cheated by Bill Gates and thought 640k is enough. The white dudes obviously are running Linux with a quite long uptime, while my PC (personal something) has to reboot every 30 minutes maybe. I am a loser in bodybuilding.
I am a loser in language
It’s definitely true. I know tons of Tang Poetry, but it’s out-of-date. The only language, which can be used to date Asian girls, is English. As you can see, “vous êtes belle!” doesn’t work for Asian girls. Sometimes you call them and say HAI, I CAN HAZ A DATE WITH YOU? KTHBYE. And they will point out your grammatical error. Asian girls are all kindly teachers and a grammar error will totally ruin your date. I have to admit that my English ARE BELONGS to inferiority and am afraid to give them a call with my poor English. While I am officially a loser in language, Asian girls also have more than one million choices available, which are of course, US men from 18 to 80. This won’t change until I get a green card, which states I am a permanent resident, and therefore certifies I am not a loser in language anymore.
I am a loser in bridging the culture gap
Wait, do I really have culture gaps with Asian girls? Yes, I do. There is a saying: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Here we have to replace Rome to America. Therefore, I have to act as American. I am a Pastafarian, read LOLcat bible, while general American is Christian and read Holy Bible. I am family-centric and Americans prefer NSA (w/wo condom). I hang on digg/slashdot everyday (yes, I am a geek) while Americans have party everyday. Asian girls, in the other hand, expect their significant others, to be conservative American style. I am liberal and will definitely go to hell after death, and I know I can’t bridge the culture gap.
In conclusion, I am a loser in everything. Now you can see the reasons why Asian girls don’t like me. Asian girls, “leave me alone” :)
aw said,
October 15, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
5′7 … that’s very okay here even in Beijing.
You will be a very tall guy in Guangzhou !
aw said,
October 15, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Okay, you should get your American baby, haha :)
Angke said,
October 15, 2007 @ 8:07 pm
Yeah, get a hot white chick then :)
… or Latin-Americans
Angke said,
October 15, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
the referenced post has a very thoughtful comment, I’ll put it here:
I’m an Asian man in my 30s who came to the U.S. as an adult, and I have to tell you that I’m an equal opportunity player. I’m not dating one race exclusively over others just because others say I should date this woman and not that woman. I date who I choose. I date who I like. Period.
I understand that there are also stereotypes against 1st generation Asian men for their mannerism and cultural differences compared to that of the mainstream, so called culturally seasoned American-born-Asians. Although it may be generally true, I’ve also met some intelligent and very open 1st generation Asian men. It is sometimes just a degree of fluency of English that makes or breaks. Yes, although I try hard, my English isn’t sometimes working out perfectly in certain social settings. I’d have to say that when I first moved here, I didn’t have a clue as to the degree of complexity and prejudices that have been instilled deeply in American culture.
Interestingly, my first girlfriend was a blond girl from France. I was an inexperienced virgin at the age of 26. It was not that I was looking for a white woman at that time, but rather she came on to me. It just happened. Before I met her, I was just a typical, traditional and shy Asian boy. Ever since then, my dating life has literally exploded. I’ve dated Japanese, Taiwanese, Russian and South African and have found some Indians and Jewish women quite attractive. I’ve also dated some typical (ok, prejudice right here) white American women.
I don’t know hot it happened. I’m just an average guy with average looks, rather taller than average Asian (close to 6′), small penis but possess ample amount of CONFIDENCE.
I’d also have to say that it has been a really great experience to meet and date girls from all different backgrounds and national origins, and it has opened up my eyes. I feel I can date pretty much any woman in any race as long as I treat each with respect and try to communicate honestly and confidently. Yes, there are times that I get rejected and sometimes I get disappointed due to their engraved prejudice, but that hasn’t stopped me from asking girls I like out for a date.
I think what gets me going everyday is “Respect and Confidence.” I know the difference between “cockiness” and “confidence.” I want to tell this to all the Asian men out there. I know it’s tough to meet women of your dreams when everyday media pounds and brainwashes everyone with images of hunky, sexy young white males as “desirable,” the top of the food chain and the alpha males. Yes, social prejudice is overwhelming sometimes, and the odds are generally against us, but when you try to build your own persona, you will find women of your dreams. So focus on what you are good at and try to work on your weakness.
I admit, after all, physical beauty catches my eyes first. But what boils down to in a serious relationship is that, common life philosophy and cool personality overrides physical beauty in the long run. What turns me off is beautiful women with bad attitudes. I find educated, intelligent, caring women really attractive regardless of their ethnicity.
Maybe I sound too serious about this issue, but I also enjoy all the comedies about ethnic jokes. I think it brings people together as long as the “intent” is not malicious.
So if I, an Asian immigrant, can do this, all of you guys who grew up here, who speak perfect English sure can do better than me, right? It’s all up to you. Fight for your dream, stand for yourself, and women will come to you. Don’t just sit there and complain. Make a difference. Show what Asian men can do for women in any color. They will think again. Am I wrong about this?
Asian Pride (with respect to all).
9/14/2007 11:08 AM
luyao said,
October 16, 2007 @ 7:26 am
扫视全篇,脑子里反映最快的句子是“vous êtes belle!”…
vzless said,
October 16, 2007 @ 11:38 am
fun……;)
guypad said,
October 16, 2007 @ 8:22 pm
hey, come on man…u r all good enough 4 asian girls…just perhaps your way to get close to them….LOL
I mean that there r so many different customs in asian..
thus the first step go get know to asian girls is to know their customs and respect them… u may check interracialmatch.com
there r other useful tips on it …
good luck
Solrex Yang said,
October 16, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
“even can’t enter a university better than George W. Bush.”
HOHO
luyao said,
October 17, 2007 @ 2:33 am
这篇本来就很搞笑了，除了文字以外的部分，尤其好玩儿。Eric同学还真是幽默~哈哈，逗死我了。
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Niniane said,
October 18, 2007 @ 1:41 am
This was pretty funny. If you are a slashdot/digg geek, shouldn’t you be running linux? Instead of a PC with 640k memory.
I must agree that LOLcats would not work on girls. The grammar is not funny! You should instead use AllYourBase.
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Miss Wang said,
October 23, 2007 @ 5:49 am
很逗。
不过，老兄你肯定是夸张处理了吧。
如果真有你自己说的那么不爽的话，怎么不回来呢
北京，上海，广州，香港，新加坡，……能施展拳脚的地方多着呢。
另外，老兄你的学校已经很不错了
哈佛，耶鲁，普林斯顿之类的牛校，美国人自己又有几个能进去的
老兄你混得已经很好了
我们这些后来人还要以你们为榜样滴，我们正奋斗在飞越太平洋的路上尼……
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原文第一行: Satire, proceed with caution