I was talking to a geeky American girl via AIM.
Me: I once asked the God to offer me a girl.
She: Offer: command not found.
Me: sudo offer me a girl.
She: Password:_
Me: shutdown -h now.
Later…
She: Wanna catch a movie? 2:00pm – 4:00pm, “3:10 to Yuma”.
Me: Nice, but I have an appointment at 3:00, no time slot available…
She: Freaking stupid segmentation fault. How can you have an appointment at 3:00pm?
Me: Nice equivoque. I should kill dash nine my cron
Finally
Me: It’s raining cats and dogs outside, any luck to stop it?
She: We are raining dinosaurs here. They should be dead million years ago.
Me: So, do you want to go out and kill them? you are not an environmentalist, right?
She: No, just beam them up.
Me: Captain Scotty is absent.
She: LOL, KTHXBYE.
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Warning: this post contains some inner jokes about Linux, Star Trek and LOL_Cat.
No Animals Were Hurt Writing This Post
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实在忍不住了, 再补两个和微软有关的搞笑的.
1. They only Microsoft product that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner
- 我觉得微软还是有可取之处的, 提醒大家要有安全意识