Worse is better
— Richard P. Gabriel on why UNIX is better than MIT approaches. 

Simple is not stupid
— Keep It Simple, Stupid

Short is long
— “I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead”, said Mark Twain. 

War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength
–1984

Jumbo Shrimp 
— On the menu from a restaurant in St. Louis.

Microsoft Works
— A friend of mine suggested that, because he said that Microsoft product basically doesn’t work.